Saturday, 11 October 2014
'You could've made a safer bet, but what you break is what you get
You wake up in the bed you make. I think you made a big mistake.
You own me. There's nothing you can do. You own me.'
Mark Berninger of The National. Lucky You.
It wasn't so bad when I only had one or two followers
but now I have 359 and it's getting
I can't even have a crap in peace.
I wake up in the morning and they're stood
at the end of my bed
I've had to get a bigger house and invest in an extra long dining room
so that there's room for all of us
Stupid social media
Apparently it's based upon a 21st Century thing called Twitter
in those days it was all on a computer screen, not real
like it is now. Creepy bastards I wish they would all curl up and die.
I'm just glad I'm not following anybody anymore,
that was insane. I was here, there and everywhere until they all blocked me.
I wish I could block this lot but I've run out of blocks.
The only thing I can do now is
shooting the bastards.
(C)Ally Atherton 2014
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